Saturday, October 13, 2007 -

Hi Folks.....I'm back for another update...this one is going to feature some of the more light-heareted and weird stuff I encountered on the web for the past few weeks .......I just finished studying 2 subjects out of the four so far and I'm a bit ahead of schedule today so I thought I just update this blog a bit......with some funny stuff links and videos I seen online.......haha

First, go check 0ut this website featuring every single funny-ass quote that has been uttered by Homer Simpson since the 1st season of the Simpsons and have a good laugh.....I swear some of the crap that comes out of his mouth are the most hilarious quotes I have ever read.........Homer Simpson is THE funniest fictional tv character EVER siar....bar none....hahaha...

Some randome quotes from there:

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
- Homer Simpson

"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. "(to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
- Homer Simpson

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night." - Homer Simpson

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
- Homer Simpson

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed." - Homer Simpson

"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
- Homer Simpson

Hilarious stuff...check out the rest of the thousands of quotes here:

http://www.allgreatquotes.com/simpsons_quotes_homer6.shtml


And next on our list of randomly funny but bizarre stuff........as far as plastic surgery is concerned,I'm sure everybody know that there's more plastic walking around in Hollywood then Mattel's toy factory in China.......well every wondered who are the 15 all-time worst celebrity plastic surgery cases? Wonder no more this site ranks them in order.......and I think nobody will be surprised who the number 1 most fugly post-plastic surgery celebrity is.....hahaha...Marvel at Janet Jackson's dented boobs, Donatella Versace's fright mask and Melanie Griffith's inhuman mug......haha...

http://www.topsocialite.com/the-15-worst-celebrity-plastic-surgery-disasters-you-will-ever-see/

wah lau......there's some freaky stuff in there.....hahha....all-celebrities,all-ugly, all-the-time.....the worst thing was that some of them were MUCH better-looking before they had all that surgery done to themselves....

Ok......for the next item I found......Let's just say its my favorite clip of the week.........we get to see the spoilt-brat whiny bimbo Paris Hilton gets her skinny ass absolutely owned by David letterman in front of an audience of thousands.....you can see Paris Hilton about to break into tears and in complete discomfort as David Letterman grills her about her Jail-term......and all of his audience are laughing their asses off at her on live tv.........If you can only watch one clip this Season, let this clip be the one!!

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2945

Hahaha...David Letterman is my top two comedic idols......him and Jerry Seinfeld.......I've been watching their stuff since I was in Primary school and I think I've unconsciously modelled alot of my approach to humor based on theirs.........I used to watch David Letterman's late night talk show when they aired in in Singapore on Central in the late 90's but then they took it off the air and replaced it with...........>Drum Roll Please>...........Tonight with Gurmit......D'OH!!!

My favorite bits in the clip:

Paris Hilton: "I really don't wanna talk about it anymore" (About her jail term)

David Letterman: "Well you see Paris......ahem......this is where you and I differ.......see....becos this is all I wanna talk about!!"
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Member of the Audience:" I LOVE YOU PARIS!"

Paris Hilton: " I love you too!!"

David Letterman :" Somebody you met in prison?"

hahaha...and see what David Letterman does with her new perfume "Can-can" towards the end of the clip......pure comedy gold....hahaha

Alright now onto the main-item..........this one is a little closer to home.....it features Felix and his new sworn enemy in class...hahaha............well long story short, this particular girl is pretty sensitive and overprotective of her work.........she can't take any criticisms or even neutral comments about her work, gets super worked up and defensive everytime somebody corrects or edits herself even though the quality of the work is nowhere near satisfactory..........

So anyways Felix got into an argument with her and accidentally in the heat of argument,lets slip that he thinks she's stupid for skipping one of her tests so that she can attend her boyfirend's POP in tekong.........and then from then on.......things on bad to worse, the girl is unhappy with whatever Felix does or suggests and the girl is doing some interesting write-ups on the man himself on her blog....hahaha.....and at first Felix was some a "Plain mean and brainless" person and then recently she thinks that he's "thinks he's so great and expect everyone to kow-tow to him and that he's an MCP".............Insane siar....hahaha.....funny but insane....

But here's the kicker.....after she chastises Felix about getting off his high horse and being bossy.......we kinda found out that a couple of weeks ago, she herself got up her high horse and in her blog, she criticizes this 19 year old pregnent girl for having a child at such a young age, makes all kinds of criticisms on the girl and her choices, mentions that the husband must be some drug dealer or something and then posts a link to the 19 yr old girl's blog............what follows is HILARIOUS.......the 19 year old girl somehow finds out abt her posts, goes to felix's foe's blog and flames and floods the hell out of her in her tag board and then writes her own rebuttal in her blog with dozens of hokkien expletives and other vulgarities.......hahhaa......who needs Reality TV when this kind of shit happens in real life?!...

Anyway here's the link to the 19 year old mom's blog, her comments are not for the faint of heart...........hahaha....but she was kinda provoked into it..........whatever it is, no matter who loses.....the audience wins!!....hahaha....check it out but don't tag there...LOL......scroll down to the entry dated September 11th and break out the pop corn:

http://candybliss-islove.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html


Hahhaha.......yeah....cool stuff.......anyway.... I'm hunting down this movie called "Chopper"...........its Eric Bana's (Troy and Hulk) first major dramatic role and from the reviews I've read and the various snippets I seen..........his performance in that flick is nothing short of phenomenal........it's based on the life of Australia's most popular writer who just so happens to be a convicted murderer who has killed 9 men so far, has been out of jail for 13 mths in the past 18 years and went on to release his biograpghy to become a national celerbity there......

Check out the actual person's profile at wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Brandon_Read

Check out Eric Bana's film version of him in the Chopper wikipedia entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeXy8BnhhxQ

The trailer for the film ( Don't worry Huiling and wenjun.....no gory or violent stuff..haha):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeXy8BnhhxQ

AND watch a clip from the film that totally convinces you that Eric Bana can go bat-shit insane when he wants to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSftS2XK_bM

For some special features check out the real "Chopper" verbally relating a funny anecdote to Eric Bana about how he told his friend to cut off his ears so he could escape the Division H part of Prison (No violence):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ggh7HMIZF0&mode=related&search=

This is the movie slogan taken from the guy himself:

" To the human filth I've bashed, belted, iron-barred, axed, shot, stabbed, knee capped, set on fire and driven to their graves....I regret NOTHING."

HARDCORE man......haha....pirates of the carribean and Spider-man and flicks like that are nice, entertaining stuff but the really excellent films are the ones when the actor submerges himself so deeply in the role and transforms himself that he absolutely convinces you he is THAT character........its fascinating stuff to watch.....

Of course if I do watch this film.........I won't be surprised if I watch some aninmated cartoons or comedies after that to clear the palette.............hahahha.........its always good to broaden your tastes to have more diversity in your film choice.....cos it I watch nothing but serious art films you'll go mad and if you watch nothing but comedies....I'll also go mad....hahaha....

Well that's the end of my post.....hope everyone had fun with the links..........hoho....two more subjects to go...........I'm halfway there so far and not slacking off yet......one more project to hand in on monday........hahaha......and I BET something funny is going to come out of that...........I'm gonna go "Chopper' on some of my project mates' asses soon if I have to edit the whole project again.....yeah.....here's my new slogan:


"To all the project mates I've bashed, belted, iron-barred,axed, shot,stabbed,knee-capped,set on fire and driven to their graves (In my drawings and sketches).......I regret NOTHING."

Hahaha.....I just need to put on 20 kg and grow a handle-bar mustache and get an Aussie accent and my transformation is complete.............O-kai enough wif the fecking tok'ing I got meself an arseload of studying ere' to do and can't jolly well be arsed to write nut'ing more..............G'day Mates....Have a good one......

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