Tuesday, March 15, 2005 -

Hi Folks.......this is gonna be a short post......Apokolips.blogspot.com is no longer in use........cos apparently everyone and their mum has read that blog....hahah...so this is your new one stop place for the most cynical and surreal stuff that you would'nt believe could possibly happen to anyone........well.....except for yours truly that is.

Case in Effing' point.............I was in school today for my final business meeting with Mr. Yik so halfway through the meeting I received a call from felix, who was waiting at the canteen for me........he told me"Aye dude.....you know Roy .....our EEP teacher....he's damn pissed with you!! I'll tell you everything later....u die liao!!!"..........

Turns out that my EEP teacher read my goddamn blog.....and he's none too happy about it......hahahhaa....I'm not sure why.....I mean... I'm sure I din write anything much about him....you know except some minor stuff like how he looked like a cross between Igor from van Helsing and Gollum....and some stuff about his wonderful comb-over....and well....how he was like some leprechaun/Captain Planet hybrid with a beer belly...and.....oh yes.....you know....how bad his singing was....and how therea teng will be rolling in her grave hearing him sing her song......You know!!!Purely harmless stuff lar.......hahahhaa

So after I heard the news......I thought...."Ah what the heck....this isn't worth the trouble.....I'll change whatever needs to be changed!!"........so before i logged into blogspot to edit my post about Roy......my extremely deductive mind was working frantically......no way in hell could Roy,my teacher stumble onto my humble,obscure little local blog.......unless he found it through a very public and prominent source......so I went to the major search engines Yahoo and Google and searched for his name......google turned up no searches for his name even remotely connected to my blog....but Yahoo........wow.....Jesus Mother-loving Christ on a pogo stick.......Boy was I in for a surprise!!!

I searched for "Roy R*M*ngton" in Yahoo's search engine.....and holy hell......the first freaking website related to his name in the search list generated....was MINE!!!!NUMERO UNO!!!!!.....My goddamn puny,insignificant booger of a blog was the first listed site on the freaking biggest world-wide international search engine in Existence!!!!!....shit.....frantically My brain came up with some disturbing scenarios.....I've been mocking basically every goddamn lecturer I ever met.....no soul have been sleft unscathed in my made cynical ravings...what happens if somebody googles for these lecturers names and the first freaking site they're shown is my blog?!?!.....holy shit.......I immediately searched for names like S*Regar Harold Apul, Mr Y*k Kha* Yew, Mr Chua Mun K*ong, Jonas Lee in Yahoo...........and guess wad?? the first site listed for 3 outta 4 of them is my BLOG!!!! ......I screamed....God as my witness...I let out a tortured scream that could only come from the very depths of hell itself......check it out....just check it out...

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Roy+rimington&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Harold+siregar+apul&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=mr+yik+khai+yew&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt

I found out...it's because my effing blog....Apokolips.blogspot.com starts wif an "A".....so it always turns out as the first website listed when names like S*regar Harold Apul, Mr Y*k Kha* Yew, Chua Mun K*ong and Roy R*mington are searched at yahoo's search engine.......D-A-M-N-I-T!!!.....I thought that my experience with uncle Ben and My Birthday Bash were bad enough...that I had already met my qouta for "Embarassing and unbelievable things that could ever happen in a person's lifetime".....that I could finally catch a break......yeeeeeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!

So dear friends......you can see why the change of name and address is necessary.......cos I'm on a one way trip to hell if every mother-effing post and comment i make about every goddamn teacher or lecturer gets placed at the number one sport everytime the teacher's name is searched at Yahoo.........

So Hope you like the new place folks..........Apokolips.blogspot is dead...long live omac84.blogspot.com!!!!!!!

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