Tuesday, December 13, 2005 -

The BBQ commences at Maysprings....home to both my uncle and my arch nemesis....YS!!

My mum commadeering the grill while the rest of us shoot the breeze..

The girls and their male counterparts.....


Me, Candy and Sebastian...

Michelle's bf( err...his name escapes me..), Me and Michelle....

Huiling,me,Ben and Wenjun talking crap and eating stuff...

My Mum grilling.......and my aunty Jenny in the background

Opening Pandora's Box....err....I mean My birthday gift..

"What ever in the world could be wrapped in this chunk of wrapping paper?"


"Why....Its...its.....a Bra...."

"Well...at least it feels nice and soft.."

"What other wonderful surprises await me in this box of pure evil..?"

" A condom Lollipop!!"...what sane human could do without such a tasty morsel?

"Plus an additional Bonus.....A condom hanger!!!"....Just See the look of pure joy and excitement on my face...

"Whoa......I can already feel my nuts shrinking after looking at these delightful items!!!"

"Edible Underwear.........A culinary delight and scrumptious treat for Asylum inmates of all ages!!"

A nice pen that sends an electrical jolt up anybody who presses the pen.....perfect for jump-starting the hearts of Heart-attack victims or giving your friends a cardiac arrest!!

Dumbells for your testicles.....gain stunning triceps in your groin area in just 3 weeks!!

Nothing like a Cup'O tits in the morning to start your day off!!

"Right now let's just place all these items back in the box..."

"....Try to surpress any memory of these items and think of a way to hide the Pierre Cardin Bra from my folks...."

"Slide the box under my bed and pretend nothing ever happened." (Ps.Note to self: Remember to delete all these photos from the memory card of my dad's digital cam.)


Huiling strutting around with Felix's Beret....

This Photo is dedicated to you,Liang Jie....Yeah!!!


"STAY AWAY FROM MY FOOD!!"....Felix is a man on a mission.....to finish every last morsel of food on the table...

Me doing an impersonation of Ray charles hugging himself...

Talking crap with felix as he finishes his 2nd plate of beehoon....


Picture of The BBQ food left for Felix....Just an appetizer...


My parents and I.....

The girls...Huiling and Wenjun and Me


Felix,Huiling,me,Wenjun and Ben in ambient light....


The whole group without the warm ambient light....

My dream Vocation....Being an MP like Felix....the amount of money he collects in bribes alone is more then his SAF pay...haha

Blowing out the candles......

And....cutting my cake..

"A toast to TB31, Sonny Phua and all the joy and laughter SY has brought into our lives!"

And as per Huiling's request......A shot of us with the christmas tree at home


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